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ISEKAI? More like I See Crap!
by JakkuSen
Hazekaya Hazuki was just an ordinary guy… until he woke up in another world. Sounds exciting, right? WRONG!Before he could even process his isekai moment, he found himself being chased by a horde of horny male orcs.From dodging unwanted "affections", to getting thrown in jail, to accidentally sleeping in horse crap and earning just enough to not starve. Between dealing with an ex-adventurer boss, getting tricked by his so-called "friends," and realizing even slimes are harder to kill than he tho…
I like them big, do you?
by Sixth
Crown Reylin loved three things; flames, fireworks, and bombs. He didn't spare any of these against those who insulted him due to his family. No, Crown Reylin wasn't born in a poor family. He was born into an outstanding family with every descendant prevailing in their industry! But as the first immersive game appeared on the market, Crown Reylin stepped in... to enjoy more of his hobby!Flames, fireworks, and bombs! Empresses, the kings and their princesses, and many more people will feel them!I…
Tsk! I am your Grandfather
by CosmosGalaxZ
When he was 5 years old, his mother was taken away, his glorious father was left disfigured making him a mad man. As if all of it weren't enough, Yichen was bullied with no one to save him.While he was on the edge of breaking up, help comes like a ray of sunshine.With this new help, he plans to get back together with his family and return things the way they were but a bigger purpose seems to have been waiting for him.
Words I was Afraid to Hear
by Xinglan
It was puppy love gone wrong when she caught him cheating on her own birthday. Midori Xiu did not have the luxury to mature in the business world while taking her time. Right after securing her MBA, she transitioned with her father to take over XCG, a group of companies for apparel and so much more. However, family comes first before anything, including work. Verdan Zhou is the heir of ZFC, the leading food company in the country. Even after finishing his degrees enough to qualify for the positi…
Deciding I Like You
by Ye Fei Ye
Lin Wei: I want to go to Tsinghua.Jiang Su: I am different.Jiang Su: Besides going to Tsinghua, I also want… you....The female lead, a school topper determined to go to Tsinghua, versus the genuinely defiant male lead pretending to be a topper....I'm not worth your affection.I decide whom I love....[No matter how many years pass, Jiang Su and Lin Wei will never forget that day, the first time they met.]
Music for my Unspoken Words.... Chase me for your Second Chance
by summerzpoison
On a cold winter's night the only sound of a violin playing a very popular song. The servants knew that the Madam of the house is lonely again. It's Christmas and yet their master is having fun with his mistress... This will be the day you will regret everything, Louie Chen... You, your family, and my family will regret it... And when that day comes I'm no longer the person you have met... The documents have been signed and it is already on the nightstand table; the divorce papers; the agreement…
Daddy I Am Yours
by Lillith Mykals Kennedy
Henry longs to hear a woman call him daddy. When he sees Thea at a local bar he knows she is the perfect little for him. Henry will make Thea his little no matter what he has to do to get her. Will Thea be a compliant participant or will things go wrong?
When I Was Your Beloved
by bibiyenini
"When he can't recognize me anymore, that means I have to let him go, even though I am still loving him. What use of it when I was his beloved when he doesn't know who I am." - FL Friya Lee, a director on a morning radio show on TSV Studios, had been living under the same roof with her longtime boyfriend, Sean Gonzales, a screenwriter for production dramas at the same studios. They had been together for 10 years and Friya's family expected them to plan their marriage as soon as possible. Sean's …
I Am Still Your Husband
by SisWhacky
Dina is a boyish girl whose only joy is to play basketball, however, her father is totally against it. Rico is a lawyer who doesn't know how to show sympathy ever since his first love left him. Rico's father and Dina's father are both best friends and had agreed to get their children to marry each other at all cost. Dina and Rico are both against it. In the end, their refusal became the major reason why Dina's father died.
I'd Like to Introduce My Wife
by Qiaoqiao
After being reincarnated on her wedding night, Shen Jing looked at her handsome husband and couldn't help but gulp. How blind was she to let go of such a well-built and good-looking husband in the previous lifetime? She trusted in scumbags and b*tches. In the end, her entire family perished!In this lifetime, Shen Jing used her beauty and intelligence while clinging tightly to her husband! But... What happened to depend on her husband? How did she end up becoming a bigshot?A certain fearsome orga…
Your Highness! I Would Like To Live
by BStallion
Arcane Lachtara was my name after I woke up in an unfamiliar world that was divided into kingdoms where Kings and queens ruled the world. I was an adoptive princess from Ridavell, on my way to Ohearia to form a marriage alliance between the two countries. Actually I knew what was going to happen next, I was about to be played with and then killed… you ask why? Because the place I woke up in is a novel where I am the minor villainess. There were three ML’s in the story, A psychopath prince, a War…
I Like Your Pheromones
by nikki_0364
As a good-looking Beta with a good family background, Duan Jiayan has lived a smooth sailing life for more than ten years, till he met Lu XingCi in high school.Lu XingCi’s family situation is better than his, he is taller than him and plays basketball better than him. Needless to say, his grades are a whole tier above Duan JiaYan’s. Even his friends can’t help but occasionally praise Lu XingCi.Most importantly, every girl that Duan JiaYan has set his sights on, all admitted that they have liked …
I'm Not Your Cinderella
by macan_nurul
Camelia Qirani terlahir di sebuah keluarga sederhana, hidupnya tidaklah mudah dan dia harus berjuang dengan melakukan pekerjaan di beberapa tempat untuk memenuhi kebutuhan sehari-hari. Ibunya Camelia bekerja sebagai buruh cuci dan mendapatkan upah yang tidak seberapa, untuk itu Camelia harus bekerja keras untuk membayar utang-utang mereka. Suatu hari terjadi sebuah insiden dan dia bertemu dengan Cornelius Raymundo, seorang pria yang tampan dan juga kaya raya. Dari situlah Camelia tidak menyukai …
CAN I BE YOURS?
by Grace_Kylie_6044
The love life of an innocent girl is influenced by a group of people who manipulated her into signing a year's contract of ownership in exchange for her dad's freedom from debt collectors. All Abigail Mckay, an innocent twenty-two years old girl ever wanted in life was to live a simple one, with the rest of her family members without worry or pain, but the universe had other plans for her. Since her family got bankrupt, and also a debtor at the age of twenty, she decided to do anything possible …
It Seems Like I Got Transmigrated Into An Eroge
by Xeoz
I have a brother who's a bonafide Otaku. One time, he introduced me to this game called 'Spirit Infinite'. An Eroge bishoujo game is particularly popular among young lads. Its popularity stems from 15 beautiful heroines.The game's story revolves around the protagonist named Shin Morino, an idealist of justice and peace. On top of that, a cheat protagonist whose main goal is to stop the world's destruction, but while at it, conquer girls along the way.Then I, Fukushima Aki, a young adult who died…
''I'm not your negas'' is not funny..
by do4yeon
• drabs | racismthe color of your skin will not set the glow in your eyes.but its color reveals the ignorance of others.
Can I Have Your Number
by Intoxicating69
He finally asked for my number just like that, OUT OF THE FUCKING BLUE! The guy I've had a crush on for how long. Imaani Cyrus has always been more reserved always on her phone unless she's at work. She barely has friends cus she's had to move most of her life not used to staying in one place till the became an adult moved to New York City and got a job and her own place.Imaani's life has always had its ups and downs or as she likes to call it Alot of excess bullshit.One text can really change a…
Erotic words.
by pervyplagarist
It's erotic.Keep it in your library for when you need it. ;)
Funny Word Crazy World
by DaoistkbSneX
What is Love?What is Drama?What is Life?Here comes the arrogance!This is a 90% love novel that is both laughable and ridiculous. The remaining 10% is a remembrance of some uncontrollable feelings expressed from the heart.*The author is from China, and there may be errors in the English translation.I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com